Welcome to Pervy Penguin. This is a site dedicated to all the strangs things that make me laugh.

Found a Pokemon/Call Me Maybe parady video which gave me some ideas for jokes.
13th October 2013 23:54








I keep getting spam texts. So I've stated sending replies. Here are some of them.
13th August 2013 22:51


If you want to stop a diaper from coming off use Ducktape.
22nd July 2013 23:20

I wonder if a "Guardon" is new brand of condom?
20th July 2013 14:54

What Google should now show for Jimmy Savile
10th March 2013 00:28

I had no ideas that you have to get permits for a shag.
2nd July 2011 13:10